bigcoldcuts:

FALL OUT BOOTY 
( To the wonderful girl who thought of this amazing idea, THANK YOU )

yoghurtsexual:

when you’re hanging out with your friends who are much hotter than youimage

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insanitys-love:

walrusex:

fangirlingoverdemigods:

mortisia:

1. Frankenweenie (2012)2. Corpse Bride (2005)3. The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) 

I’ve been cheated my whole life.

"Every story has a beginning, a middle, and an end. Not necessarily in that order." - Tim Burton.

This makes a very weird amount of sense.

rawr0609:

stripperina:

Lil combo video I made for a Dirdy Birdy challenge on Instagram!

The tricks featured in order are cradle V spin → superman → figurehead → shoulder mount → inverted crucifix → nosebreaker → shoulder dismount

Song is Shoulda Know by Atmosphere

This girl did not break the laws of physics for 800 notes

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haialyy:

backtobellatrixblack:

Remus and Harry make me so sad. Think about the first time Harry met Remus, on the Hogwarts Express. Remus is staring at this teenager, this boy that is so painfully Lily and James’ son. In another life he would have been ‘Uncle Remus’, swinging by every Sunday for supper, babysitting Harry with Sirius. Instead he’s a complete stranger.

RIGHT IN THE HEART

(via sorry)

  • parents: ugh newborns are awful i havent slept in weeks and they cost so much
  • parents: ugh toddlers are awful everything is broken and i havent slept past 5 in weeks and they cost so much
  • parents: ugh children are awful all they do is want want want and never give back and they cost so much
  • parents: ugh pre teens are awful for many many reasons
  • parents: ugh teenagers are awful theyre lazy slobs who dont do anything and they cost so much
  • parents: having kids ruined my body, my house, my bank, and my social life
  • kid/teen/young adult/adult: i dont want kids
  • parent: wHaaATT YOU DONT WANT KIDS? HOW CAN YOU NOT WANT THEM THEYRE WONDERFUL YOU'LL CHANGE YOUR MIND WHEN YOU GET OLDER

sophomoredslump:

How to lure a Pete Wentz

• pizza
• Patrick Stump

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dragonyuri1:

now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…